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getoffmybloghoe:

How metal am I? *sips juice box* well sometimes I make my hair into a Mohawk when I’m in the shower *crushes empty juice box*

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and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

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fuglypudding:

i wish there were beds at those buffet/all you can eat places like you eat a lot and then you get tired so you have a nap and then you can come back and eat more and keep doing that for days, weeks or even years all for $13.50

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sam-winchester-is-unamoosed:

tardisy-wardisy:

wubatomicparticle:

tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever

well it was either this or lord of the flies

john and hank green apparently do not count as adults

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korra:

korra:

can it….. stop being 93 degrees outside in mid september? thanks.

 that’s not what i meant fucker

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nialwhore:

We all have an imaginary relationship with our favorite celebrity don’t even lie and say you don’t

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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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